Interstates and Jewish Debates.

This weekend I've come to realize a few things, that will help my in my everyday life;

1. Never go on interstate for the first time without a GPS and person other than yourself that has the worlds worst sense of direction, and make sure you know where the crap your going being entering an interstate or else your screwed for an hour and a half.

2. Chelsea and I have Dude-Bro radar.

3. Nobody understands that Jewish is both a religion AND race.

4. I make strange noises when with Chelsea.

5. Never piss of a black lady at a gas station.